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How to Contact the Police in China and When to Do It

Jan 27, 2012By Thomas Ackerman, eChinacities.com Repost  
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1me:

What a load of rubbish. Who browns your nose? Local chief inspector?

1) When you are in danger or in need of immediate help

hahahahahaha. So they can arrive a few HOURS later?

2) If you learn of cases of murder, robbery, kidnapping, rape, assault, theft or other crimes

You can learn of them, but your testimony aint worth squat. Do you have 20 chinese people can back it up?

3) When order at shops, markets, bus or train stations, sports arenas or other gathering places is disrupted (as relating to violence or other destruction)

LOL. This is called daily life.

4) Reporting gambling, prostitution, drug use or other cases which threaten public security

Oh. ROFLMAO. Yes. Here are NO WHORES AT ALL! hahaha. Yes, those dirty girls threaten our whole way of life. That oldest profession in the world...

5) When water, electricity, gas or heat systems are damaged and threaten public safety (such as a downed power line, not an electrical outage)

O Please. What happens when serious issues of public safety arise? The public get involved. Why? They know the local policeman gets paid little and cares less....


6) When old people, children or the mentally ill get lost or need help

OH ROFLMAO. I have video evidence to dispute this. Please. Too much. Which department do you work for?

7) In the case of natural disasters

Well, this might be true - if we didnt have so many photos of the ARMY helping AFTER being 'mobilised' (ordered for publicity). Show ANY PROOF of your statements please. Otherwise its all just ..., slightly warm air at least.

Hey guys! Pigs fly! <Yeah? Show me a photo>

8) Providing information about criminal cases

Rape is a daily occurence. Murder almost so. Mostly state sanctioned. Trust me, here is the good oil for laowai: Be the monkey. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. If you do - RUN AWAY - coz u will be blamed for it.

Worst propaganda I have read yet. SPIT

ReplyJan 27, 2012 03:29
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2john shorera:

excellent genuine reply ,thanks for your comment.
Chinese not 100% bad there are positives about china to each negative you mentioned and China in many regards is very safe compared to cities in the west . Crime and corruption are definately a reality in the east but one doesnt have to believe thats going to be everybodys experience because if you live in china with a great attitude your more likely to have such a better experience and see their are many great sides to the pulic chinese people getting involved instead of the police for instance as it shows everybody is not a stranger and people really want to help even if your a foreigner.
But every society is degenerate in this day and age ,look at Detroit Usa or the things that happen in Manchester Uk. Question wheere yo uwant to live and why

ReplyJan 27, 2012 09:06
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3me:

Completely agree re positives here, as well as similar factors overseas. However, my original advice stands. Unless your life is being threatened, avoid the police like the plague - they'll only end up costing you more. And when your life is threatened, its much more effective to drop the name of the local mafia boss as your friend...

ReplyJan 27, 2012 13:14
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4Bozo:

Could not agree more. The Chinese Police are as useless as a shit flavoured lollipop. Reporting a robbery? Get real!

ReplyJan 28, 2012 00:26
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5you:

Police are policeeverywhere you go. Talking with them is usually due to a problem, something unpleasant. Who wants unpleasant things?

Be careful to say they're all bad. Some of my good friends are police. I meet kind police throughout China. Some old friends later join police. I support them. Cannot say all are bad.

ReplyJan 28, 2012 14:30
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6joe kelly:

Dear Sir/Madam, Please kindly excuse me introduce my self to you. I am a ghanaian who as marry to a chinese and living in china for about 7 years now,i have one child and love china. i want to be a volunteer to the chinese government so if there is any way please let me know how to go about it.Thank you .

ReplyApr 02, 2012 01:21
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7Ray:

I would probably agree. My Canadian wife was raped in South China by a wealthy Chinese businessman who now immigrated to Canada. The Chinese police so far are not interested in this, but neither can the Canadian police do anything because it happened in China.

ReplyMay 06, 2012 05:16

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